thats Kobe for you
This is a blog about all the crazy stuff i hv seen or heard of It wil also include fun & interesting stuff like pics or videos dat tickle my interest
Sunday, 15 December 2013
Saturday, 14 December 2013
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
Saturday, 12 October 2013
Wednesday, 9 October 2013
Sunday, 22 September 2013
Friday, 26 July 2013
Thursday, 25 July 2013
Wednesday, 24 July 2013
Sunday, 23 June 2013
Amazing Illusion!!
Turn up your volume and watch this!! the after effect is amazing!!!
(WARNING: people with epilepsy please DO NOT watch it)
Wednesday, 12 June 2013
Tuesday, 11 June 2013
Friday, 31 May 2013
Thursday, 25 April 2013
Monday, 22 April 2013
Crime rate - Politician hypothesis
I have a theory:
The crime rate of a given area is directly proportional to the number of politicians residing in the said area.
Take Delhi for example: India's capital and home to the Members of Parliament. A city where laws are (supposedly) made during the day, and laws are (definitely) broken at night.
Coincidence?
Now, look at the other end of the country, at a little town called Auroville: no politicians, no crime. Now, in case an incident of crime has ever been reported in that sleepy little town, rest assured that there was a politician (or perhaps more) holidaying in close proximity.
Still sceptical?
(courtesy: Sheldon Sequeira)
Sunday, 21 April 2013
The Ant and Grasshopper Story
A Must read!!!
(Found dis on FB)
Original Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and
well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the
cold.
Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool
and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley ,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India ,
....AND
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!
Saturday, 20 April 2013
Friday, 19 April 2013
New Blog!!
Hey guys, this is my new blog.
I'm gonna post anything and everything CRAZY!!
any requests then pls lemme knw
I'm gonna post anything and everything CRAZY!!
any requests then pls lemme knw
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